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Sundial [101958]
Level: 194
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#7 Good | Posted at: May 3 2011, 3:30:22 am
"I know girls don't like pick up lines so will you come home and sleep with me?"
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Sandra Winter [1379147]
Level: 14
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#5 Rookie | Posted at: May 3 2011, 5:05:31 am
here are two that guys have used on me at work of course it didn't work cause im in a steady relationship and some can't take a hint but there a few good guys out there im sure.
Me: are you ready to order?
Them: sure but darling what I want isnt on the menu
Is your name visa cause your body is everywhere I wanna be
I can't belive some guys thinks lines like this actually work lol
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Skittlez [92213]
Level: 67
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#10 Experienced | Posted at: May 13 2011, 6:22:22 am
QUOTE(Muscle_Wolf) The naughty bit says to the condom; \'Cover me! I\'m going in.\'
LMFAO! Oh dear lord... I like that.
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nights kid [1549976]
Level: 15
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#7 Good | Posted at: May 14 2011, 8:34:46 am
by the time u hear the thunder its already 2 late...acctually i think ima put summin like this on my tag
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King Jester Vagabond [14014]
Level: 251
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#14 Respect King | Posted at: May 14 2011, 8:41:54 am
I think the worst line I've ever heard was the line my friend gave to a chick.
"My Penis hurts.. will you kiss it better"
I don't know what disgusts me more.. the fact that he gave that line or the fact that she loved it and as of 2 weeks time they've been together for 6 years :|
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Skittlez [92213]
Level: 67
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#10 Experienced | Posted at: May 14 2011, 9:24:31 am
Wow, I probably would of slapped him for that honestly. It's just wrong on so many levels, but good on them for sticking with it for 6 years. =P
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Death Angel [2518]
Level: 307
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#14 Respect King | Posted at: May 14 2011, 9:47:51 am
QUOTE(King Jester Vagabond) I think the worst line I've ever heard was the line my friend gave to a chick.
"My Penis hurts.. will you kiss it better"
I don\'t know what disgusts me more.. the fact that he gave that line or the fact that she loved it and as of 2 weeks time they've been together for 6 years :|
OMG any bets on hearing this pick up line more often for the next few weeks ladies
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Lucian The White [902160]
Level: 332
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#8 Very Good | Posted at: May 14 2011, 2:52:54 pm
QUOTE(King Jester Vagabond) I think the worst line I\'ve ever heard was the line my friend gave to a chick.
\"My Penis hurts.. will you kiss it better\"
I don\'t know what disgusts me more.. the fact that he gave that line or the fact that she loved it and as of 2 weeks time they\'ve been together for 6 years :|
Awesome, and so timely, since It's Saturday! How many chicks do you think I'll take home tonight with this one? Like 4, or am I selling myself short?
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Wayztin_Tyme [1168177]
Level: 50
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#4 Not Experienced | Posted at: May 14 2011, 3:00:07 pm
The only pick up line I ever used was
The doctors told me I only have 60 years to live, but I dont think that would be enough time for you.
She left me three months later saying it wasnt soon enough XD
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I_Eat_U OmNomNom(Dv8) [1183713]
Level: 132
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#8 Very Good | Posted at: May 14 2011, 6:48:20 pm
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
unbelievably, this has worked for me. lol
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Sandra Winter [1379147]
Level: 14
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#5 Rookie | Posted at: May 14 2011, 8:05:11 pm
So my best friend and I were out dancing once and we went to buy a drink, and this guy offered to pay for our drinks. Then he was like to my friend So did you buy your clothes on sale cause at my place they would be 100% off and she slapped him really hard.
I don't know what was more funny the fact that she slapped him or that he thought it would work.
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Skittlez [92213]
Level: 67
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#10 Experienced | Posted at: May 15 2011, 6:01:52 am
Roses are Red,
Lemons are Sour.
So open your legs,
and give me an Hour.
Felt the need to post a poem that my friend told me... Dirty little man.
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